Laptop Fire Threat Spreads

Seattle’s Exotic Dancers Protest Recall

Dell Computer’s historic recall of laptops that overheat and burst into flames has spilled over into Seattle’s Strip Club community, where reports are surfacing of the same bizarre phenomenon occurring during peak period lap-dance downloads.

Experts close to the scene say that the problem appears to stem from flaws, not with the dancers themselves, who are facing the possibility of a widespread recall, but with the underlying operating systems of certain patrons.

Dr. Bruce Barton, an expert in the field of human electrical currents, explained, “Just like with lithium ion batteries, when guys reach a certain age the problem of corroded terminals combined with a sharp power surge can easily cause one’s laptop to spontaneously combust”.

A spokesperson for Seattle’s Déjà Vu Club said that his establishment has taken steps to address the situation, thereby averting a recall of particularly “hot” dancers, but declined to elaborate on specifics of what the popular club has done to fix the problem.

However, off the record, a Déjà Vu dancer recently told a huge throng of investigative reporters, “Look fellas, it’s pretty simple… if ya can’t stand the heat…stay outta the kitchen.”

Concerned Seattle-Lites can learn more about whether their terminals and laptops may be at risk by logging onto: getoffgetoffmypantsareonfire.com