Pat Cashman New "Voice of Mexico"
Bush Administration Keeping Close Watch
With his second major series of Mexican Restaurant Chain ads hitting the airways recently, Seattle's own Pat Cashman has literally become the "Voice of Mexico"... and ironically, the only one that seems to make any sense to salsa-besotted Americans these days.
First with Taco Time, and now with Azteca Restaurants, Cashman's success pitching chimichangas has gotten enough guacamole pounded out to garner him "Man of the Year" status with the California Advocado Growers Association. Enthused one grower in the Owens Valley, "Around here he's simply know as Saint Patrick".
What's next for the man food industry insiders are calling "The Big Burrito Mover"? Spokesperson for Chili's Restaurants, and/or Taco Del Mar? That would solidify Cashman's domination of South-of-the-border representation.
But speaking of the border, rumors are flying that the National Security Agency has Cashman under "close watch" status. A spokesperson with the NSA told Michael C., off the record, that "Any one person who speaks with this much clout on behalf of foreign interests is begging for a wiretap.,. big time. Frankly, if we see another spike in Washingtonians frequenting Mexican establishments 'The Big Burrito Mover'" will be goin' down faster than a mid-summer margarita".
Finally, Dr. Carl Bogenkamp, who studies trends in the field of Celebrity Spokespersons for the University of Washington had this advice for Cashman, "For Godsake man, branch out... have you never heard of Thai Food!?"
With his second major series of Mexican Restaurant Chain ads hitting the airways recently, Seattle's own Pat Cashman has literally become the "Voice of Mexico"... and ironically, the only one that seems to make any sense to salsa-besotted Americans these days.
First with Taco Time, and now with Azteca Restaurants, Cashman's success pitching chimichangas has gotten enough guacamole pounded out to garner him "Man of the Year" status with the California Advocado Growers Association. Enthused one grower in the Owens Valley, "Around here he's simply know as Saint Patrick".
What's next for the man food industry insiders are calling "The Big Burrito Mover"? Spokesperson for Chili's Restaurants, and/or Taco Del Mar? That would solidify Cashman's domination of South-of-the-border representation.
But speaking of the border, rumors are flying that the National Security Agency has Cashman under "close watch" status. A spokesperson with the NSA told Michael C., off the record, that "Any one person who speaks with this much clout on behalf of foreign interests is begging for a wiretap.,. big time. Frankly, if we see another spike in Washingtonians frequenting Mexican establishments 'The Big Burrito Mover'" will be goin' down faster than a mid-summer margarita".
Finally, Dr. Carl Bogenkamp, who studies trends in the field of Celebrity Spokespersons for the University of Washington had this advice for Cashman, "For Godsake man, branch out... have you never heard of Thai Food!?"
posted by Michael C. at 9:27 PM
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