Thursday, May 04, 2006

Extreme Iraq Makeover?

Hair-Trigger Response From Senator Cantwell

As reported on the frontpage of the 5/4/06 Seattle PI, Senator Maria Cantwell today cleared the air on her Iraq stance, moving to ease doubts among her fellow Democrats and Seattle-Lite constituents.

Sounding tough, but "in-touch" Cantwell told D.C. reporters,"We need to make sure this year is a year of BIG transition regarding the war... personally, I'm going to take more of a leadership role on Iraq... and if there's any further clarification needed as to what that means, here it is... I'm going to change my hair-do".

Michael C. contacted Gene Juarez, Seattle's styling guru, who is just one of many relieved Cantwell supporters back in Seattle, and got this off-the-record comment... "I've waited a long time for this ... FINALLY... some positive news on the war on terror".

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