Low-Riders For Mo-Riders
Transit Plan Calls For 60,000 Auto Thefts In King County
Sims Initiative Promises “Highest Use” Of Illegal Aliens
As reported in the May 2nd issue of Eastside Business, "King County Executive, Ron Sims, announced today his new four-point Metro Transit Initiative ... a proposal that would get 60,000 drivers out of their cars, thus reducing pollution and congestion."
Although the initiative does provide for increased bus service, Michael C. has learned that the key to accomplishing such dramatic results rests upon Sims' plan to get Seattle-Lites out of their personal cars by stealing them.
Sims told the huge crowd gathered for Seattle's May 1 Illegals Protest Rally, "The most fool-proof way I know of to boost Metro ridership is to 'boost' (read, "steal" for you law-abiders) people's cars... and that's where I need your help."
What's being hailed by Seattle-Lites as the "Low-Riders for Mo-Riders" plan seeks to take advantage of the valuable skills and know-how of illegals who excel at not only breaking the law in entering the US, but then go on to establish thriving auto-theft rings and chop shops.
Dr. Peter Olson, of the University of Washington's Department of Sociology, calls the Sims plan, "A masterstroke... a brilliant way to take individuals who are at essence 'lawless', and then to put them into jobs aimed at reducing traffic congestion... jobs that real Americans would refuse to do".
When questioned by reporters as to whether he may fall prey to having his own car stolen under this bold Metro initiative Sims responded, "NO WAY, JOSE!!... I'll just have my housekeeper, Maria, also pull a night shift to keep an eye on it".
Sims Initiative Promises “Highest Use” Of Illegal Aliens
As reported in the May 2nd issue of Eastside Business, "King County Executive, Ron Sims, announced today his new four-point Metro Transit Initiative ... a proposal that would get 60,000 drivers out of their cars, thus reducing pollution and congestion."
Although the initiative does provide for increased bus service, Michael C. has learned that the key to accomplishing such dramatic results rests upon Sims' plan to get Seattle-Lites out of their personal cars by stealing them.
Sims told the huge crowd gathered for Seattle's May 1 Illegals Protest Rally, "The most fool-proof way I know of to boost Metro ridership is to 'boost' (read, "steal" for you law-abiders) people's cars... and that's where I need your help."
What's being hailed by Seattle-Lites as the "Low-Riders for Mo-Riders" plan seeks to take advantage of the valuable skills and know-how of illegals who excel at not only breaking the law in entering the US, but then go on to establish thriving auto-theft rings and chop shops.
Dr. Peter Olson, of the University of Washington's Department of Sociology, calls the Sims plan, "A masterstroke... a brilliant way to take individuals who are at essence 'lawless', and then to put them into jobs aimed at reducing traffic congestion... jobs that real Americans would refuse to do".
When questioned by reporters as to whether he may fall prey to having his own car stolen under this bold Metro initiative Sims responded, "NO WAY, JOSE!!... I'll just have my housekeeper, Maria, also pull a night shift to keep an eye on it".
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